Oh Yes!

 The toll bridge was closed,
 south of the town.
 My kinsmen were barred,
 even though I wore a crown.
 When I asked for a reason,
 we were told to be submit.
 T'was on the order of the bishop,
 of Cicestransis.

 Extremely vexed were we,
 at this outrages affront.
 It crossed my mind the bishop,
 was probably a c*nt.
 We rallied our men from pillaging,
 and plowing up the farms.
 Blast the [bad word] loudly,
 a call to their arms

 Bash the bishop,
 in his head.
 Bash, bash,
 until he's dead

 We stormed to the cathedral,
 but he was not to be found.
 nun we spared the [bad word] 
 claimed he'd gone to ground.
 The earthly smell around us,
 confirmed these words as [bad word] 
 I swore I'd throttle his little neck,
 until his mitre be blue

 We chased him to his cloisters,
 where we found the host had fled,
 leaving sixteen strappled [bad word] 
 weeping in his bed.
 The choir [bad word] 
 about the "Pagan things" he'd done.
 We chased into the night,
 to finish what we'd begun

 Bash the bishop,
 in his head.
 Bash, bash,
 until he's dead

 Bash!
 Smash!
 Crash!
 Dash!
 Bash!
 Smash!
 Crash!

 Saddle up!

 We finally caught the miscreant,
 by following the stench.
 He'd been living north of Saddlescoombe,
 which a rather buxom wench.
 We pled for him,
 to take his punishment like a man,
 but instead he fled to Fulhingm
 sulken tears into his hand

 Bash bash bash!
 Bash bash bash!
 Until he's dead