Wake up
Put on my riot gear
But in the study of my house
I've got a smoking jacket passed to me from Grand Daddy
It's made of bow and arrow mead

Da da da da da da
Da da da da da da [bad word] home
Take off my riot gear
Put on my smoke jacket
But in the library of my house I have a book
Medival jokes are just as funny now
If you've got a degree

Heaven, Heaven
Once you know
What makes the world go slow

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock

The [bad word] Time to go on the town
And in my best
Sashimi dress
And marble arch supporting shoes
I am a vision in my horse-drawn time

Da da da da da da
Da da da da da da

Stay out
Drinking into the night
And they are saying those same things
And I'm like "Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee"
'Til half-past three
And then it's time for me to go

Heaven, Heaven
Once you know
What makes the world go slow
What makes the world go slow [bad word] home
Take off my tulip dress
Put on my collard greens
And in my sleep
What dreams [bad word] Before I'm woken by alarms
Put on my riot gear