JORMA 
Hey Kiv, what's up? 

AKIVA 
Sup? 

JORMA 
What are you listening to? 

AKIVA 
Ah, it's that uh, new Bing Bong Brothers 

JORMA 
Oh yeah, the Bing Bong Brothers 
How's that song go again? 

ALL 
You, might, like, our penises 

AKIVA 
Hey [bad word] over here, your butt looks soft 
Maybe yeah if I could touch it I could tell if it's soft 
Tell me if it's soft, 'cause I'd really like to touch it 
And then I'll show you my [bad word] 

JORMA 
You guys... 

AKIVA 
And then I'll show you my [bad word] 

JORMA 
You guys... 

AKIVA 
And then I'll show you my [bad word] 

JORMA 
You guys... 

AKIVA 
You might like my [bad word] 

JORMA 
Hey pretty girl did you go to college? 
Did you get your BA, with all that knowledge? 
I like your boobies, in your shirt 
Please let me show you my [bad word] 
(Mhmm) 
Please let me show you my [bad word] 
(Oow!) 
Please let me show you my [bad word] 
(Mhmm) 

JORMA 
You. Might. Like. My [bad word]  
Look at our penises 

AKIVA 
Look at our penises 

ALL 
Look at our penises 

JORMA 
You. Will. Like. Our penises. 

AKIVA 
I. Will. Look. At your, va-gina. 

JORMA 
Yeah, I don't really like that song 
See ya around