I call you every hour on the telephone
I work my fingers right down to the bone
I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn't be alone
Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine
Bought a mile of interstate in your name
I've given you everything
Baby what do you want from me!
I burned all my porno – 'cause you were PMS'n
You say it offends you – All that talking it never ends
Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends
So you can go to the opera.
Don't call my girlfriends – Even the dirty ones
You think they annoy you – they wanna destroy you
I'm givin' you everything
Baby what do you want from me!
Got you a picture you can put in a frame
Wearing a suit all check and lame
I even signed it at the bottom so you'd 'member my name
Took you to Target for your birthday meal
Got you an autographed buns of steel
So what a deal!
I'm givin' you everything
Baby what do you want from me!
I burned all my porno – 'cause you were PMS'n
You say it offends you – All that talking it never ends
Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends
So you can go to the opera.
Don't call my girlfriends – even the dirty ones
You say they annoy you – they wanna destroy you
I'm givin' you everything Baby what do you want from me!
I give you everything
Zirconium diamond rings
I Gotcha LoJack for your pontiac
And some decals on your finger nails
And a a bassmaster(?), a Singing trout
And a TV and a CD
And a DVD from ABC
And baby what ya think of me!
Burned all my porno
You say it offends you
Disconnected my X-Box
Baby what do you want from me!
What do you want from me!
What do you want from me!