Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Merzedes-Benz und Autobahn,
Alleine in Außland das fahren,
Reise, reise, fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit...
Just a little [bad word] 

You've got a [bad word] I have a [bad word] So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.

To short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all.
Zu groß, zu Klein,
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein.

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr.
Schnapps im Kopf, du holde Brau,
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut.

Just a little bit...
Be my little [bad word] 

You've got a [bad word] I have a [bad word] So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.