ave you heard about my little cousin?
She had boys proposin' by the dozen
But each one has now [bad word] a mourner
Since she met a boy around the corner.
 
Girl met boy and girl could not forget him
For a bridegroom she would have to get him
She was pretty, how could he resist her
It was love the moment that he kissed her.
 
Months went by no wedding bells he'd mention
She began to question his intention
He was shy, that's why he hadn't spoken
If they didn't wed he'd be heartbroken.
 
But my little cousin wasn't dozin'
Leap-year came and she did the proposin'
Now the lovers both are in their glory
He wed her to finish up this story.