One, two, three, four, five
Everybody's in the game [bad word] on let's buy from the
Doran's store up in the corner
Wukong says he needs a leash at blue
But I really don't wanna
Walk fast, hide into the grass
I go to throw my spinning Axe
I like Alistar, Zilean, Syndra, and Lulu
And when we go pushing, I like having a Nunu
Can do it all myself, I don't need anyone
To me playing 5 v 1 is just fun
Axes are flyin', it's all good, let me catch it.
I need some help, "Ashe hit."

little bit of Taric in my lane
little bit of Dazzle for their Vayne
little bit of Janna's all I need
little bit of Zyra planting seeds
little bit of Nami for the buff
little tidal wave to knock you up
little bit of Karma, got no chance
little bit of Sona, time to dance.

*everybody dance*

Toss up and back, get Adoration stacks
Throw my axe, Stand Aside
Whirling Death, now you die
Dodge one skill left, and one skill right [bad word] to the front, and the money's in sight
PlentaKill once and PlentaKill twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right

little bit of Taric in my lane
little bit of Dazzle for their Vayne
little bit of Janna's all I need
little bit of Zyra planting seeds
little bit of Nami for the buff
little tidal wave to knock you up
little bit of Karma, got no chance
little bit of Sona, time to dance.

*everybody dance*

Throw it!
Then catch it!
Draven's #1!
(ha ha ha)

little bit of Taric in my lane
little bit of Dazzle for their Vayne
little bit of Janna's all I need
little bit of Zyra planting seeds
little bit of Nami for the buff
little tidal wave to knock you up
little bit of Karma, got no chance
little bit of Sona, time to dance.

I win every game
On my way to the top through glory and fame
My razor blades leave you clean shaven [bad word] to the League of Draven