Velma:
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics,
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the [bad word] 
Whatever happened to class?
Class.

Mama Morton:
Whatever happened to, «please, may I»?
And, «yes, thank you»?
And, «how charming»?
Now, every son of a [bad word] is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
Class!

Both:
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down
So as they can pass
Nobody's got no class!

Velma:
Whatever happened to old values?

Mama Morton:
And fine morals?

Velma:
And good breeding?

Mama Morton:
Now, no one even says oops when they're
Passing their gas

Both:
Whatever happened to class?
Class

Both:
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce

Mama Morton:
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
Velma:
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

Both:
Nobody's got no class!

Velma:
All you read about today is rape and theft

Mama Morton:
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?

Both:
Nobody's got no class!

Mama Morton:
Every guy is a snot

Velma:
Every girl is a [bad word] 

Mama Morton:
Holy [bad word] 

Velma:
Holy [bad word] 

Mama Morton:
What a shame

Velma:
What a shame

Both:
What became of class?