"No you're not", said little Nicola
(Lemmom)

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how [bad word] like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van [bad word] Corporation tea T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo g' joob

Mr. city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how [bad word] I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the sun
If the sun [bad word] you get a tan
from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the [bad word] Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
goo goo g' joob goo
juba juba juba
juba juba juba
juba juba juba juba
juba juba

oompaah, oompah, stick it your jumpah.
everybody's got one...everybody's got one.

"...Sit you dawn, Father, rest you".