We cant fake the way we feel
We were born to keep it real
Hockey sticks and balls of steel
We are St Trinians

You bite us, we'll bite you back
Better be scared when we attack
Feel the fear we're maniacs
St Trinians

Check out our battle cry
song to terrify
No one can stand in our way

We are the best, so ... the rest
We do as we ... well please
Until the end, St Trinians
Defenders of anarchy
We are the best, so ... the rest
We do as we ... well please
Until the end, St Trinians
Defenders of anarchy
So scam all the toffs the neats and the freaks,
Blackmail the goths, the slappers and the geeks,
And if [bad word] we'll do it all again
We do as we ... well please

ASBOs, the chavs, the emos and their mates,
To torment the slags we offer special rates,
And if [bad word] we'll do it all again
Defenders of anarchy
Check out our battle cry
song to terrify
No one can stand in our way
We are the best, so ... the rest
We do as we ... well please
Until the end, St Trinians
Defenders of anarchy
St Trinians