I can't write and I can't sing, I can't do anything
 I can't read and I can't spell, I can't even get to [bad word]  I can't love and I can't hate, I can't even hesitate
 I can't dance and I can't walk, I can't even try to talk 

 Freddy tried to strangle me with my plastic popper beads 
 But I hit him back, with my pet rat 
 Yeah I hit him back, with my pet rat 

 I can't spit and I can't kick, I can't even be thick 
 I can't read and I can't spell, I can't even get to [bad word] 
 I can't love and I can't hate, I can't even hesitate 
 I can't dance and I can't walk, I can't even try to talk

 Freddy tried to strangle me with my plastic popper beads 
 But I hit him back, with my pet rat 
 Yeah I hit him back, with my pet rat 
 Yeah I hit him back, with my pet rat
 Yeah I hit him back, with my pet rat