Sober, life is a prison [bad word]  it is a blessing
Sober, nobody wants you [bad word]  they're all undressing
Sober, it's ever darker [bad word]  the moon is nearer
Sober, you're old and ugly [bad word]  who needs a mirror?
Sober, you're a cro-magnun [bad word]  you're very clever
Sober, you never should be [bad word]  now and forever!
 [bad word] 
I gotta get too [bad word] to dream
'cause dreaming only makes me blue
i gotta get too [bad word] to dream
because i only dream of you

i gotta get too [bad word] to miss you
or i'll never get to sleep
i gotta drink wine not to pine for you
and god knows that ain't cheap

i know you think i'm insane
i know it's not appealing
but til i'm feeling no pain
guess what i'll be feeling?
 [bad word] 

I gotta get too fried to cry,
or i'll be crying all night long
i gotta get too high to sigh
oh my god where did i go wrong?

So why do i get plastered?
and why am i so lonely?
it's you, you heartless [bad word] you're my one and only!
 [bad word] 

i gotta get too [bad word] to miss you
or i'll never get to sleep
i gotta drink wine not to pine for you
and god knows that ain't cheap
and god knows that ain't cheap!