[Verse 1]
I wake up in the morning, I don't wanna go to work
I'm a jacket with no one in it, a shallow lonely jerk
I need some something and I want another one
I want money for nothing and diamonds on my bun
 [bad word] 1]
Die of boredom (I don't want to)
Satisfaction (I can't get no, no, no, no, no)
They all go to heaven in a little row boat
 [bad word] 
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
Just anyone
Pink hair, blue eyes
You're under arrest

[Verse 2]
I think that i'm ready
Like a hot copper kettle… whuuuuut
I never liked you tightypants
And now it's high time to settle
 [bad word] 2]
Die of boredom (I don't want to)
Satisfaction (Under my thumb)
Say a mouthful (Mumbling)
We all go to heaven in a little row boat
 [bad word] 
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
Just anyone
Pink hair, blue eyes
You're under arrest
 [bad word] 2]
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
Just anyone

[Bridge]
Oh, I wanna sue someone
Oh, just anyone
Oh, I wanna sue someone
Sue somebody
Oh, I wanna sue someone
Oh, just anyone
Oh, I wanna sue someone
Sue somebody

Die of boredom (I wanna sue someone)
Satisfaction (I wanna sue someone)
No, no, no (I wanna sue someone, just sue yourself)
They all go to heaven in a little row boat
 [bad word] 2]
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
Just anyone
 [bad word] 
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
I wanna sue someone
Just anyone
Pink hair, blue eyes
You're under arrest