This Yordle’s lookin’ kinda small and weak
Just a cute little critter, could his eyes be any bigger?
Got a boomerang and two big teeth
Building rage up over time until it’s time for "him" to trigger

Gnar Gnar Gnar

He’s breaking outta the ice
And he’s getting ready to hop drop on your team to fight
But he’ll only be this big for a limited time
The second he starts changing back there is no use in chasing
'Cause he’ll kite and kite
Goodbye you died

He’s hopping like a kangaroo
All of this attacking' makes him hyper and it’s stacking
And the boomerang flew past you
Don’t worry [bad word] back for a whacking

Don’t get caught he’ll jump in with [bad word] and
Ult your whole team he’s locking you down
Chain with wallop stuck and you can’t move
Stunned for 3 days you won’t make it out

He’s throwing all of these boulders around and
He’s so mad that he’s punching the ground and 
It doesn't matter if he’s big or he’s small
He’ll outplay you all