Some boy from Astronomy class
wants you to get a make-over.
He’ll candidly invite you
onto Jenny Jones.
You won’t recognize him
when they bring you out.
They’ll give you new shoes,
modern style glasses,
and a year 2000 haircut.
 
They’ll split screen you
next to the photo of you
with the stretch-pants and mullet.
You’ll be kind of mad
at the kid from Astronomy class...
But not too mad,
cause after all
he did get you a free make-over.