Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
 But I'm only going to get this one chance
 Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
 Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
 If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – 
 And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
 You were just what the doctor ordered

 [bad word] 
 I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
 All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
 Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
 They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

 But for me to rap like [bad word] must be in my genes
 I got a laptop in my back pocket
 My pen'll go off when I half [bad word] it
 Got a fat knot from that rap profit
 Made a living and a killing off it
 Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
 With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
 I'm an MC still as honest
 But [bad word] and indecent as all [bad word] 
 Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
 This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
 You don't really wanna get into a [bad word] match with this rappidy rap
 Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac
 And at the exact same time
 I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
 I'll still be able to break a motherf**kin' table
 Over the back of a couple of [bad word] and crack it in half
 Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
 How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
 Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
 It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
 While I'm masterfully [bad word] this masterpiece as

 [bad word] 

 Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
 Well, to be [bad word] the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
 Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
 Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
 MC's get taken to school with this music
 Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
 Now I lead a new school full of students
 Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
 - W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
 Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
 To [bad word] DMC and induct them into the motherf**kin' Rock n'
 Roll Hall of Fame
 Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
 Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
 On the wall of shame
 You [bad word] think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
 Off of planking, tell me what in the f**k are you thinking?
 Little [bad word] looking boy
 So [bad word] I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
 You witnessing a massacre
 Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
 Oy vey, that boy's [bad word]  that's all they say looking boy
 You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
 And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
 Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
 I got a " [bad word] yeah" from Dre looking boy
 I'mma work for everything I have
 Never ask nobody for sh*t, get outta my face looking boy
 Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
 To keep up with the same pace looking boy

 [bad word] 

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
 You rodent, I'm omnipotent
 Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
 And I should not be woken
 I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
 But I got your mom deep throating
 I'm out my ramen noodle
 We have nothing [bad word]  poodle
 I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
 It's m