She had long legs and blond hair
And a skirt cut to here
She's the iest go-go boot wearin' little hottie
In the final frontier
She had a digital clipboard
As she walked down the hall
And when she looked at the bridge crew
She knew that she could have  with 'em all

Yeoman Rand
I'll be your man
Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt
But I don't give a [bad word] 
She had a thing for the Captain
But didn't we all
She used to mainline the Venus [bad word] Cut with pure alcohol
She was fired you know
After six episodes
And my heart was forever broken
When she left the show

Yeoman Rand
I'll be your man
Captain Kirk had his hand up your skirt
But I don't give a [bad word] 
Yeoman Rand
I'll be your man
With a need for warp speed and more speed
You just don't understand