I think that every race is A-OK
We all have something to be proud of
(except white people)
I like every country the same
Even the ones where my own music's not allowed in
Or the ones who wanna bomb us
Women are as smart as me and you
(No no it's [bad word] 
They could be president of this country
(I mean who cares, there's already a black)
I love minorities
Especially people who gets around in wheelchairs
That's hot

I love everyone in the world
Because no one is different than no one
Everyone's [bad word]  like someone
And if you feel like I do
Then take my hand touch my balls
And sing along this [bad word]  song

Black people are good at playing basketball
Asians cook chinee food on woks
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico
So suck on my [bad word] if you don't love everyone
White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts
They need Jew to fill their tax forms
Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs
We all could learn from one another lots of stuff
 [bad word] Them Europeans do it with kids
It's like they're proud of if it or something
It's legal in their countries
Canadians at age 15 can legally
Sock off dirty old men for money
(No they can't)
OK for free
(That's right)

Everyone's in the world's good
Because no one is better than someone else is
I'm down with women's circumcision
So if feel like I do
(You're a homo)
Pull out your ballsack and your bongo [bad word] And sing this [bad word] [bad word] little song

Black people are good at stealing stereos
They've got Jewish lawyers in court
Muslims are the best at flying into stuff
Not all Muslims just most and all it takes is most
Africans like lynching homouals
Cubans turn [bad word] into boats
Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes
Everyone's special in they their own [bad word] little way

Arab girls've got to be sweaty
They put to death if they show they [bad word] That's baller [bad word] I ain't even playin'
Lemme tell you what's the same about the
Swedish, Chassidish Jews, Kelly and Regis
They're all [bad word] crazy
Except the Swedish
They're just lazy
And love the [bad word] Yeah those ladies in Sweden
Got enough VD's to turn those dudes around them [bad word] And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing
And Haitians love a good earthquake
Caging a [bad word] tradition
Rape in the Congo?
Ehh as long as it's women
Taking a dump on someone else's culture
And Making fun of them just cause they're different
And making a song calling their country stupid
Mixing the absurd with the [bad word] 
(Don't do it)
So if you hate racist humor get your pooper up
And sing this [bad word]  song

Black people are good at wheelchair basketball
If they got shot and now cannot walk
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
Everyone's good, no one is better than someone
White people can show black people how to vote
Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good
Blind black men can't play hockey because they're black
Helen Keller can't drive because she's a woman

Gary Coleman's gone
It's so sad, he was so young
I mean he was like 51
But it's sad cause he looked like he's a 9-year-old

Whatchu talkin' [bad word] 
(His wife did it)

I love minorities.