Hey, what's up, man? 
Aw, not much, dude. 
Hey are you ready for the party tonight? 
Yeah man, already got a case of Santana champagne so, should be good. 
Oh nice, yeah, that's good— 
Helloooooo! 
Oh [bad word]  Aw man, don't make eye contact. 
Ding dong! Normal guy in the house. 
Hey, man. 
Hey. 
Oh, it's great seeing you other normal guys. 
Oh yeah. 
Uh huh. 
What are you guys up to? 
Ah, not much. 
Hey, what are you other normal guys up to? 
Seriously, nothing. We're just hanging out. 
Do you guys know what I hate? 
What? 
Hanging out with a weirdo. 
Yeah. 
Hanging out with some loser weirdo. 
Yeah, we— 
It's my biggest peev. 
Yeah, well, I was just actually— 
It's like they don't even know where [bad word] from. 
Right, we understand— 
I can't take it when some weirdo shows up, unannounced. 
Okay, well, I gotta get going— 
There's nothing wrong with any of us. 
He's just gonna keep talking. 
Okay, man, we gotta— 
None of us have any major problems. 
Ugh, man. Yeah we— 
Hey, let's make a pact. 
What? 
Let's make a suicide pact. 
Um. 
No, that's crazy. 
I'll go first. 
(gunshot) 
And the award for [bad word] sketch goes to... The Lonely Island! 
Aw thank you, thank you very much.