No, I'm being serious... 
Yo, it's the wild, wild west 
You came to the right place my man 
Get ready, here we go 
(new [bad word]  
 [bad word]  my friends to the old saloon 
Everyone in town is hanging out 
If you got a drink well you drink it down 
Then we'll all go have  with whores 
(brand new) 

I'm Buffalo Bill I just rode into town 
On my horse? You betcha on my horse 
That's the thing in the old west times 
Everybody enjoys a good horse ride 

If you cheat at cards you get thrown out 
Right out the saloon doors on your butt [bad word] back in and buy a round of whiskey 
Guess what? All is forgiven 
(DJ Mmmmrrrr) 

Well I'm Billy The Kid and you're Calamity Jane 
And you're another guy that's probably an [bad word] 
This whiskey is warm (DJ Mrow Mroww) and it smells like [bad word] 
Oh no, my 'stache smells like [bad word] 

So that's our story and I'm sticking to it 
The old wild west is no place for a lady 
I'm the bartender but I'm also the mayor 
So just put that in your pipe (DJ Whaoawhaoaoa) and smoke it 

I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas 
Sure is dusty here, but, y'know, when the snow falls...