"Boku-tachi ga nantoka shinakereba kakujitsu ni sekai ha [bad word] no desu
"Nnfu, komatta mono desu.
"Sono shoujo ha kono sekai wo jibun ni totte
"omoshiroku nai mono da to omoikonde [bad word] no desu
"Kore ha chotto [bad word] kyoufu desu yo"

Doko kara setsumei-shimashou ka
Kawari yuku genjitsu no naka de

Koko ni [bad word] boku-tachi sae
Setsuna no yume naraba
Ushirometaku nai kurai tanoshimi wo kanjitemo
 [bad word] koto ni ha naranai deshou
Just a Spectacle!
Odoyaka [bad word] sekai yori ha
O-niai desu yo ne
Toki ni heisa kuukan de no boku ha kageki deshou ka?
Houkai ha tometai no desu
Kimi wo [bad word] to...

Koizumi: "Kangaetemo mite kudasai.
"Wareware no you na chounouryokusha ya, Asahina [bad word] 
"Nagato Yuki no you na sonzai ga tsugou yoku ichidou ni [bad word] ka no you ni [bad word] deshou ka."

Yuki: "Watashi no shigoto ha Suzumiya [bad word] wo kansatsu [bad word] "nyuushu [bad word] jouhou wo Tougou Shinentai ni [bad word] koto."
 [bad word]  "Shinjite moraenai ka mo shirenai kedo
"watashi ha kono jidai no ningen de ha arimasen.
"Motto mirai kara [bad word] "

Doko made nattoku-dekimasu ka [bad word] na genshou ha tsudzuku

Daremo himitsu to shirinagara
Mainichi sugosu no ha
Sorezore no omowaku to choppiri no koukishin

Egao ha kuse no you na kanji desu yo
That's Problem everyday! [bad word] kagiri no o-tetsudai [bad word] ii deshou? [bad word] yagate mirai sae mo imi wo ushinau beki nara
Kimi ha [bad word] deshou ka
Shinpai na no desu

Koizumi: "Kanojo ni negawareta kara to iu, tada sore dake no riyuu de koko ni [bad word] desu yo."
Yuki: "Suzumiya [bad word] ha jiritsu shinka no kanousei wo himete [bad word] "
Koizumi: "Ichiban no nazo ha anata desu." [bad word]  "Jikan no yugami no mannaka ni kanojo ga ita no desu."
Koizumi: "Kanojo ha ganbou wo [bad word] nouryoku ga [bad word] "
 [bad word] koto ga okitara mamorimashou
Just a Spectacle!
Odoyaka [bad word] sekai no tame
Wari to yattemasu
Toki ni heisa kuukan de no boku ha kageki deshou ka?
Houkai ha tometai no desu
Kimi wo [bad word] to...shinpai na no desu
Komarimono desu

Yuki: "Jouhou Tougou Shinentai ha watashi wo [bad word] ningen to [bad word] " [bad word]  "Shinjinakutemo ii. Tada [bad word] oite hoshikattan desu."
Koizumi: "O-sasshi no toori chounouryokusha desu. Sou yonda hou ga ii deshou."

"Maggaare!"