I met this girl for the first time on Saturday night
 Standing in the queue at the Odeon alright
 Oh I took her by surprise
 When I gave her one of my lines
 She started smiling at me real fine, ha
 That's when I saaaaaay

 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you

 At intermission we were doing alright
 'Til this guy came up and stood by her side, ooo
 Oh I took him by surprise
 When I gave him one of my lines
 She started smiling at me real fine
 And that's when I saay

 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you
 Can I sit next to you
 Too much, too much for me, hoh

 Oh yeah
 Alright
 So let me

 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you
 Lemme, go on
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you
 Lick your ear
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl [bad word] on
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
 Can I sit next to you girl
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