Oh dang. 
What is it dog? 
I forgot it's Mothers Day. 
Didn't get a gift for her? 
Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.  [bad word] I forgot it too. 
This could have been avoided. 
What the [bad word] are we gonna do? 
My mom’s been so alone ever since my daddy left. 
Cold. 
No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test. 
I know just what you mean, my mom’s been so sad and grey. 
Word. 
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. 
Hold up! 
You thinkin’ what I'm thinkin’? 
I'm thinkin’ I think it too. 
Slow up! 
What time is it dog? 
It's time for a switch-a-roo. 
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs 
I say we break ‘em off 
Show ‘em how much they really mean 
Cause... 

I'm a mother lover 
You're a mother lover 
We should [bad word] each other’s mothers  [bad word] each other’s moms 
I’ll push in that lady where you came out as a baby 
Ain’t no doubt this [bad word] is crazy  [bad word]  each other’s moms 

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night 
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right 
I'm callin’ on you cause I can't do it myself 
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover 
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I'll be layin’ in the cut, waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses 
I got my digital camera, I’mma make your mama do a million poses 
They will be so surprised 
We are so cool and thoughtful 
Can't wait to pork your mom 
I'mma be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle 
Sho nuff! 
My mama loves bubble bath with chamomile 
Straight up! 
Give it to my mom di di di di di doggystyle (yeah) 
This the perfect plan for a perfect Mothers Day 
They’ll have to rename this one all up under the covers day 

I'm a mother lover 
You're a mother lover 
We should [bad word] each other’s mothers  [bad word] each other’s moms 
I’ll push in that lady where you came out as a baby 
Ain’t no doubt this [bad word] is crazy  [bad word]  each other’s moms 

Break it down 

It would be my honor to be your new step father 
It would be my honor to be your new step father 
While your in my mother make me another brother. 
And while I'm in your mother I'll never use [bad word] 
Oh! 

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night 
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right 
I'm callin’ on you cause I can't do it myself 
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover 
They blessed us both with the gift of life 
She brought you in this world so I’mma  her right 
This is the second best idea that we've ever had 
The choice can be no other 
Be my mother lover 

Happy Mother's Day