Hey! You're giving me a heart attack
You're giving me a cardiac arrest
When I'm sitting at the traffic light

Hey! I wanna get inside of you
I wanna crack your cranium
Delirium on the lower east side of your mind

I wanna be your troublemaker

Hey! I like your BMW
I like your BM excellent [bad word] With a tattoo of a pig sniffing glue

Hey! You're living at the W
You're looking like a Jezebel hot as [bad word] Sunburnt in a pink bathing suit

I wanna be your troublemaker

Easy [bad word] and go
Gonna go it alone
Knock yourself out with a shot of Patron
I wouldn't say I'm straight
Cause I'm bent out of shape
From now 'til death do we party
Just before it's too late

Hey! You're giving me a heart attack
You're giving me a cardiac arrest
When I'm sitting at the traffic light