I got an invitation to anarchy camp
There will be twistin, fistin, biting, fighting all in an evening
The soundtrack will go multi platinum
Barbecue a boca while the effigies burn
You may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat
Christinas kinda far away [bad word] a long with me
We can dance and trip and be anarchists
We gotta get the manual and put it in the oven til it cooks
Then were gonna take the ashes to the wassail
And use them to spike the punch [bad word] of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment, random acts of dumbness will be rewarded
If you see somebody taking charge, youll be expected to beat them
Cuz everyone whos no one, will be participating
No one who is someone, will ever get to know the joys of anarchism, [bad word] of the system
 [bad word] along with us salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus
Were gonna pick up indigents and [bad word] and a half a dozen nuts
And were [bad word] home

Underwater basket-weaving
Meth-amphetamine symposiums
African killer spelling bees
Bowling in ice hockey rinks
Anarchy camps never inert (you think we dont know that its)
Not much fun til someone gets hurt
So were greasing up [bad word] vert ramp
Time to make some reservations for next years
Anarchy camp