Whatever happened to twin sets?
Whatever happened to Hi-Fi?
Whatever happened to TV ?
Whatever happened to you and I?

Your passion is a product
Of highlight and detail [bad word] hither look
Bonus offer retail

Whatever happened to pickup [bad word] 
Whatever happened to yellow pages?
Whatever happened to burning books?
Whatever happened to new ages?

Your emotions are cheap
Cut, price, cash and carry
You wear your heart on your sleeve
For any Tom, [bad word] or Harry

Your love is a cash in check
Oh, oh that's the way of all flesh

Whatever happened to Chairman Mao?
Whatever happened to God above?
Whatever happened to the cow?
Whatever happened to plug in love?

Your pasteurized life
So fit for consumption
Ooh, those undressing eyes
So [bad word] 
Your love is a cash in check
Oh, oh that's the way of all flesh
All flesh, all flesh