Blood sky, red mornin'
Shoulda' seen the warnin'.

Captain to the seamen,
"Man your battlestations.
Poseidon's on a mission,
'Bout to turn it up to 11."

Captain to the seaman,
"Assume crash positions.
Toss the extras over,
About to take on water."

Blood sky, red mornin' (*whisper* All hands on deck.)
Shoulda' seen the warnin'. (*whisper* All hands on deck.)
Poseidon's on a mission, (*whisper* Brace yourself.)
'Bout to turn it up to 11.

Mind the sails, mind the sails!
All hands on, all hands on deck!
Women and children first!
Bail sailor, bail, bail, bail!

Brace yourself, brace yourself. (Brace yourself, brace yourself.)
Brace yourself, brace yourself for 12.
All hands on, all hands on deck.
All hands on, all hands on...

Blood sky, red mornin' (All hands on, all hands on deck!)
Shoulda' seen the warnin'. (Woulda', coulda', shoulda', shoulda'!)
Poseidon's on a mission, (Brace yourself, brace yourself!)
About to turn it up to 11. (Brace yourself, brace yourself for 12!)

Captain to the seaman, [bad word] the gales, mind the sails!)
Assume crash positions. (All hands on, all hands on deck!)
Toss the extras over, (Women and children, women and children first!)
about to take on water. (Bail sailor, bail, bail, bail!)

Poseidon's on a mission, (Brace yourself, brace yourself!)
About to turn it up to 11. (Brace yourself, brace yourself for 12!)
Poseidon's on a mission, (Brace yourself, brace yourself!)
About to turn it up to 11. (Brace yourself, brace yourself for 12!)