Socialist [bad word] in a modern urbanized society
 [bad word] and born-again cows don't mean doodly squat
I'll lead depressionist youth mass to mock
Rebellion for a fee
Choose choose choose choose your weapons
We're in a calamity [bad word] 

In last week's episode, South of Boredom, John Citizen was dead
Tear up the handshake - it don't mean doodly squat
Lead the depressionist youth mass
Better dead than red
Choo ch-ch-ch-ch-ch choose your weapons
We're in a calamity [bad word] 

Repressionist [bad word] in a modern urbanized society
 [bad word] and born-again cows don't mean nothing to me
Lead the depressionist youth mass into a new philosophy
Choose choose choose choose your weapons
This is the calamity [bad word] 
Choose choose choose choose your weapons
This is the calamity [bad word] 
Choose choose choose choose your weapons
This is the calamity [bad word] 
 [bad word] rats, [bad word] rats, pig axe, wrong facts, had it up to here
Too late to turn back so do the calamity [bad word] 
Rug rats, [bad word] rats, pick axe, wrong facts
Bringing up the rear
Too tired to go forward, too late to go to work
So do the calamity [bad word]