The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see, hey
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, so
He went back over the mountain to see what he could see, hey
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see

You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? Hey
It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me, ho
Many a miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, hey
I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before

What's this cabbage?

The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see, hey
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, so
He went back over the mountain to see what he could see, hey
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see

Hey is that a bear over there?
Hey, Boo Boo, let's scare the ranger
Gee, Yogi

You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? Hey
It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me, ho
Many a miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, hey
I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before

Somebody give that cabbage a hair cut!