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There once was a boy named Harry,
 destined to be a star, 
his parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lighting scar. 
‘Yo Harry Yer a wizard.
 Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione, 
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor, Draco is a daddy’s boy, 
Quirrell [bad word] unemployed,
 the Sorcerer’s Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore. 
Ron breaks his wand,
 now Ginny’s gone 
and Harry’s in mortal danger, 
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber. 
Harry blows up aunt Marge, 
the [bad word] and take charge, 
Lupin is a wolf,
the rat’s a man and now the prisoner is at large,
they use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban,
 who just so happens to be Harry’s godfather I don’t really get it either.
 Harry gets put in the Triwizard tournament with dragons and mermaids, 
oh no, Edward Cullen gets slain, he’s back. Harry, Harry, it’s getting scary, 
Voldemort’s back and you’re a revolutionary Harry, Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him?
 He is forced to leave the school, 
Umbridge arrives, Draco’s a tool, kids break in to the Ministry, 
Sirius Black is dead as can be! 
Oh, split your soul, seven parts of a whole, they’re [bad word]  
it’s Dumbledore’s end.
There once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death, 
but in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his final breath