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This next one is for those people who drink too much alcohol right,
Everywhere I go I see some people who drink more than they can take ya understand?
I don't drink at all, if you wanna drink, you can drink -- It's your body right?
But ya must know your limits all right?
This one is called "Don't drink too much if you cannot take it -- it might be better... If you smoke marijuana"

Now you have some people, their idea of a good night out is to go to the pub, drink whole heap of lager and then vomit!

Don't drink too much if you can't take it, don't drink too much if you can't hold it.
Nah drink too much if you can't take it, nah drink too much if you can't hold it.

Some people, you don't see them sober, every night they go to the pub round the corner,
Never drink less than twelve pint of lager, pump up their belly like a tank full of water,
Straight to the Indian restaurant after, make a lot of noise and distress the waiter,
Eat chicken curry and a couple of somosa, then they vomit on somebody's shoulder,
Wake up next morning with a hangover, light head sound like a bulldozer,
Feel like a double decker [bad word] them over, feel like Tyson give them a right hander.

Don't drink too much if you can't take it, don't drink too much if you can't hold it.
Nah drink too much if you can't take it, nah drink too much if you can't hold it.

One drink and they're gone some people, one drink and they're gone gone gone gone,
One drink and they're gone some people, one drink and they're gone!

Like the girl me used know by the name of Susie, one glass of vodka she get tipsy,
Tell everybody her life story, any man want her well she's very easy,
One night she's so [bad word]  totally, she no remember, not a thing about he,
Nine months later, plump baby, but the bad thing is she no know the daddy,
If a Tom, if a [bad word] or it could be Harry, could be Fred could be Jack or could be Larry,
Could be Jack, could be Jill but it could be Harry, the only thing me can say is it was not me.

Don't drink too much if you can't take it, don't drink too much if you can't hold it.
Nah drink too much if you can't take it, nah drink too much if you can't hold it.

Don't drink too much if you cannot take it -- it's better if you smoke marijuana, watch me now!

Me love, love, lo, lo love the marijuana, love, love, lo, lo love the marijuana, love, love, lo, lo love the marijuana, love, love, lo, lo love the marijuana, put up ya one if you smoke marijuana, raise ya one cause you love sensimilia, in a Rizla, in a paper, anywhere me have them me have fi,

I wanna get high, so high, I wanna get high, so high, one draw, one draw, one draw, one draw
Eh Macka B, hear what I say, give us some of that sensei!
Eh swala B, hear what I say, give us some of that sensei!

Love, love, lo, lo love the marijuana, love, love, lo, lo love the marijuana, love, love, lo, lo love the marijuana, love, love, lo, lo love the marijuana
In a Rizla, in a chalwa, anywhere me them me have a smoke up the ganja,
You know the say the ganja and the paper to light, ganja make ya....

Don't drink too much if you can't take it, don't drink too much if you can't hold it.
Nah drink too much if you can't take it, nah drink too much if you can't hold it.