You shouldn't talk to your yourself
 Well I pictured somebody else
 Someone that looks like
 What I look like

 Would you say that one of your dreams
 Got in you and ripped out the seams
 That's what I'd say
 That's what I'd say

 He was a sucker for your double dose
 [bad word] turned white as a ghost
 Don't you say hi
 Don't you say hi

 With a broken sink for a face
 And a head that just takes up space
 He's not half right
 He's not half right

 It's already half past
 And it won't last

 I was sticking up for my friend
 When there's nothing much to defend
 It's a lost fight
 It's a lost fight

 Cause when I talk to you on the phone
 Well it's just like being alone
 It's not half right
 It's not half right