On the first day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me a brand new SCV.

On the second day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 2 Terran Wraiths and a brand new SCV.

On the third day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and brand new SCV.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 6 Zealots fighting, 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and brand new SCV.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to us 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 8 Archons burning, 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 9 Battle [bad word]  Power Overwhelming, 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 10 Ultralisks, 9 Battle [bad word]  Terror All Consuming, 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 11 Science Vessels, 10 Ultralisks, 9 Battle [bad word]  Plenty of This Singing, 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

On the twelth day of Christmas, Blizzard gave to me 12 Arbiters, 11 Science Vessels, 10 Ultralisks, 9 Battle [bad word]  8 Archons burning, 7 Zerglings sliming, 6 Zealots fighting, 5 new born Queens, 4 Hydralisks, 3 Marines, 2 Terran Wraiths, and a brand new SCV.

All: Whoo!
Wraith Pilot: Why am I so jolly?
Marine: Hey, who spiked the egg nog?