So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelin' 
Got your head a pumpin' a back and forth until it hits the ceilin' 
Now I'm wheelin' dealin' stealin' Johnny's apple seeds 
Slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds 
Showin' no mercy step like Solomon [bad word] 
Hit ya with a table leg like I was Ted Bundy 
I bludgeoned you you're bloodied you think it's kind of funny 
First I'll take your money and then I'll swipe your honey 
Dip slip to the A.M. what is that you're sayin'? 
You think you start prayin' it's not a game you're playin' 
Pump one pump two listen to the shotgun blast 
I'll blast that sorry [bad word] when you're all outta gas 
I freak like cerebral pals I'll get inside your drawers 
For alarm there is no cause I funk like Lou Rawls 
Basco Roscoe P. Cotrane 
I wish I had a membrane so that I could go insane 
Red Light Green Light you know I always win this game 
You can be my gingerbread and I'll be your candy cane 

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

No chance in [bad word] but I could tell you crave me 
Frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me 
Taste great but less filling so thrilling [bad word] unannounced like automatic billing 
And you can't do nothin' as I push your buttons 
When I talk you're gonna listen like I'm E.F. Hutton 
Like Lionel Richie up "All Night Long" 
Jimmy Pop don't do nobody wrong 
Stop flop flip and flop 
Panties drop now I'm on top 
So "Wiggle It" just a little bit 
I won't kiss your [bad word] to get a piece of it 
You said you wanted to do it now [bad word]  around to it 
I'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew it 
Take it blow by blow like Reginald Denny 
I do it all the time how many? 
Many Frauleins [bad word]  again like Jesus 
And when I resurrect I'll be damned if I don't please ya 
Our Jimmy Pop that art in [bad word] hear it 
Fill me with your Holy Spirit 

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Eenie meanie miney moe 
Which of you girls will be my ho? 
Cross your fingers grit your teeth 
'Cause the Bloodhound Gang makes holes in beef 
We make holes in beef 
We make holes in beef 
We make holes in beef 
We make holes in beef 
So watch your back straight to the attack 
I'll spin you around like your name was Pat Sajak 
Tag your [bad word] out and no tag backs 
You psycho nymphomaniac 

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe 

Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby 
You might say no but I hope you mean maybe