Konya koso wa kono mama
 Tsuyoku tsuyoku daita mama
 Wagama ma nara itte yo 
 [bad word] kara zenbu 

 Konna hoshi no [bad word] ni
 Hitori bou chinante dame sa
 Tamerai nugi sutete
 Tanoshiku narimashou

 Ima dake wa ROMANTIC shimasen ka
 Kimi no toiki no biyaku
 Usonaraba oogesana hou ga ii
 Seibi toka heiwa toka yumeda toka
 Topparatte Aishimashou

 Suki ga areba iinon
 Kimi wa sukoshi kata [bad word] 
 Kata no chikara nukina yo
 Ore ni makase nasai

 Isogashii bakari ja
 Mainichi o tatakaenai yo
 Teinei na kotoba ja
 Kimochi yomitorenai

 Ima dake wa PLATONIC yame ni [bad word] 
 Haato motto kaikin
 [bad word] yo ne sakki made no kimi janai
 Tsuyogari mo tamerai mo genjitsu mo
 Topparatte Kisu shimashou

 Ima dake wa ROMANTIC shimasen ka
 Futari bou chi kono mama
 Sonna toki yobidashi no [bad word] ga [bad word] 
 Tsui te nee! Kono tsuzuki mata atode
 Ore mo sou no WORKAHOLIC