Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear 
I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up 
And stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch 
Just chillin in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can 
Teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man

Oh yes I said it, I said it
I said it cause I can
 [bad word] ]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear 
I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Find a really nice girl 
Have some really nice 
And she's gonna sream out
'This is great' 
(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around 
And get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

Oh yes I said it, I said it
I said it cause I can
 [bad word] ]
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear 
I'm not doing anything

No I ain't [bad word] my hair
Cus I ain't going anywhere
No No No No No No No No No

I'll just [bad word] in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
 [bad word] ]
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear 
I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all 
Nothing at all 
Nothing at all