(Henley / O'Dell)

He came riding in on a sunrise
hot west Texas day
fancy man in a painted wagon
Some fancy things to say

Looks like you folks'll need some water
Well water is my game
For the small price of a hundred dollars
I bet you I can make it rain

So get away all non-believers or the rain'll [bad word] 
Someone start a fire burning, somebody beat the [bad word] 
Some may think I'm crazy for making all these claims
But I swear before the day is over you folks'll see some rain

They all just stood a staring trying to believe
But there was one named Lizzy Cooper said he was a lying cheat
She said you call yourself a rainman, well you oughta be ashamed
For starting all these people dreaming thinking you can make it rain

So get away all non-believers or the rain'll [bad word] 
Someone keep the fire burning, somebody beat the [bad word] 
Some may think I'm crazy for making all these claims
But I swear before the day is over you folks'll see some rain

Oh Lizzy, a man's gotta have a dream
And if you can't walk on the inside with me
I'll meet you in between [bad word] with me Lizzy
And the stars'll write your name
And if you still think I'm lying to you
Look yonder [bad word] the rain

So get away all non-believers or the rain'll [bad word] 
Someone keep the fire burning, somebody beat the [bad word] 
Some may think I'm crazy for making all these claims
But I swear before the day is over you folks'll see some rain