Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and [bad word] shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.
And pretty maids all in a row.
And pretty maids all in a row.
And pretty maids all in a row.
And pretty maids all in a row.

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

Rock, rock, rock your boat,
Gently side to side.
If you see a crocodile,
don’t forget to hide.

The Owl and the [bad word] Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Kitty! O Kitty, my love,
What a beautiful Kitty you are"
What a beautiful Kitty you are!
What a beautiful Kitty you are!
What a beautiful Kitty you are!

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

Now rock, rock, rock your boat,
Gently side to side.
If you see a crocodile,
don’t forget to hide.

Kitty said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
O let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
With a ring at the end of his nose.
With a ring at the end of his nose.
With a ring at the end of his nose.

So row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
You ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it way and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with [bad word] spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
All they danced by the light of the moon.
All they danced by the light of the moon.
All they danced by the light of the moon.
All they danced by the light of the moon.

So row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.

Now rock, rock, rock your boat,
Gently side to side.
If you see a crocodile,
don’t forget to hide.

Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.
Life is but a dream.

Mary, Mary..
Pretty maids all in a row!
Mary, Mary..
Pretty maids all in a row!
Mary, Mary..
Pretty maids all in a row!

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and [bad word] shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.

Mary, Mary..
Mary, Mary..
Mary, Mary..
Mary, Mary..
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?