every 2nd of december it’s always the same
wake up the next morning don’t remember anything
got [bad word] and passed out in the snow
wake up in a [bad word] tank a black eye and a bloody nose

promise myself i’ll never drink another drop
it’s no big deal yo any time i want to i can stop
but it’s cold outside, my friends are [bad word] and new [bad word] up
so pour a shot of stoli and pass me a cup

sober — i don’t wanna be
sober — i can’t stand being sober anymore
sober — i hate myself when i’m
sober — please don’t make me be
sober anymore

never gonna have a family and i don’t want no career
i’d rather drink myself to death than give up drinking beer
i never finished college cause i never really cared
in this dead end job in this one horse town i ain’t goin’ anywhere

save every paycheck for a vasectomy
cause i know if i have any kids they’ll be [bad word] up just like me
so why should i pay taxes when i hate the [bad word] system
when i can get stoned and talk politics to anyone who will listen

sober — i don’t wanna be
sober — i’d rather die than be
sober one more day
cause life sucks when you have to think clearly
when you’re held responsible for everything that you say
 [bad word] up, life’s so much better when i’m [bad word] up
you’re so much hotter when i’m [bad word] up lying on the floor
and it’s my life, you can’t tell me how to live my life
won’t let you criticize my life anymore