Walter Robotics Rap (исполнитель: Steam Powered Giraffe)
Yo put on the beats Now we're having a ball Gonna tell you 'bout [bad word] that tops 'em all Walter Robotics Break it down When [bad word] to robots they're the best in town Walter Robotics Fall in line All [bad word] are just wasting their time Yeah I'm looking for quality in a tri-core mainframe At a bargain value with a family name [bad word] charge for additional parts They nickle and dime you and they smell like farts But Walter Robotics They're the good guys Every tenth purchase they give you a prize Its assorted bath soaps Walter Robotics they'll treat you well We've got sprockets, cogs, and cold fusion cells Walter Robotics give them a call Discounts on power cores from now through the fall Hello? No, I'm sorry you have the wrong number That wasn't even the number flashing on the screen You shouldn't have my personal information When you want to buy hearts for your tin men in mass We've got iron, brass, and even timelord class [bad word] have an order minimum But we'll sell you a bolt because those guys are dumb Walter Robotics deal of the day 100 dollars off when the price horse neighs Walter Robotics take it from Spine When I want to buy a robot going here I'm inclined Walter Robotics sale of the year Buy 20 roomba hats, get a free root beer Walter Robotics We'll take care of you Customer service like the fresh morning dew Walter Robotics our word is [bad word] If you're not happy Hatchy will eat his shoe I'm going to do it anyway, so it doesn't matter And then I'll eat your shoes