It's very ordinary for the secretary
 To take a man away from his wife
 Girls, we make it necessary
 For the secretary to put
 little joy in his life

 She takes the time to listen
 To what he has to say
 While all you do is nag him
 thousand times a day

 Her hair is always pretty
 And her clothes are always stylish
 But you greet him with
 Your hair in rollers and
 That's outdated and so childish

 Oh, it's very ordinary for the secretary
 To take a man away from his wife
 We make it necessary
 For the secretary to put
 little joy in his life

 Are you there when he needs you
 Are your favors less then cute
 And when he tries to love you
 Do you find something else to do

 Now the ordinary girl
 May not wear pearls
 Or diamonds on each hand
 Oh, but like the secretary, woo
 She knows how to please her man

 Oh, it's not extraordinary
 For the secretary
 To take a man away from his wife
 You see, we make it necessary
 For the secretary to put
 little joy in his life, hey, hey

 You see, life's a bowl of cherries
 For all the secretaries, hey, hey

 Oh, it's very ordinary
 It's not extraordinary
 Girls, don't be contrary
 Or you'll make it necessary

 'Cause life can be so merry
 Just like the secretary