Starlight, star bright, I wish I was anyplace but this.

Flat in [bad word] Paree

There is a flat in [bad word] Paree
Safe on a tree-lined avenue
No cats a la carte on the menu
Not in my flat in [bad word] Paree

There is a chef of fine cuisine
He is a vegetarian
As he prepares a fine banquet
He says, "Rita, you're my beloved pet."

I know a flat where I can nap
Safe on a chair or in a lap
I won't end up in a recipe
Not in my flat in [bad word] Paree