*people clapping*
Yo whassup everybody this is Mariah Davis, Mad Wednesday's
we here tonight to have a good time ("Yo! Start the show! Start the show!")
Wait a minute; I see my man over there Jay-Z
Jay-Z, Dam Deass let me hear that lil' tape of yours, and it's fat
Why don't [bad word] up here and kick a lil' freestyle
Put that champagne down, and kick a lil' freestyle for me tonight

[Jay-Z]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) *repeat 3X*
Y'all [bad word] musta hear that Tribe Called Quest [bad word]  let's do it again
Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) *repeat 3X*
Well I'm gone... check this out
2 much West coast [bad word] lickin, and 2 many niggaz on a mission
Doin your best Jay-Z rendition
2 many rough [bad word]  I got my suspicions
that you're just a fish in a pool of sharks [bad word]  listen
2 many [bad word] wanna be ladies, so if you a hoe
I'ma call you a hoe, 2 many [bad word] are shady
2 many ladies give these niggaz 2 many chances
2 many brothers wannabe lovers don't know what romance is
2 many [bad word] stuck up from 2 many ual advances
No question; Jay-Z got 2 many answers
I been around this block, 2 many times
Rocked, 2 many rhymes, [bad word]  2 many nines, 2
2 all my brothers it ain't 2 late [bad word] 2gether
Cause 2 much black and 2 much love, equal forever
I don't follow any guidelines cause 2 many niggaz ride mine
so I change styles every 2 rhymes, hah, what the [bad word] That's 22 too's for y'all [bad word] out there, yaknahmean?
Shall I continue? Check it out, what?

Can I kick it? (Yes you can!) *repeat 3X*
Well I'm gone... yo, yo, yo
Copped to reach my quota, push rock, roll up smooth like on ya
Whole groove like hold-up, swoll up
Too many [bad word] niggaz, clockin my spendin
Exercisin you're, [bad word] like minds like Richard Simmons
If you could catch Jay right, on the late night
without the eight right, maybe you could test my weight, right
I dip, speak quicker than you ever seen
adminster pain, next the minister's screamin your name
At your wake as I peak in, look in your casket
feelin sarcastic, "Look at him, still sleepin"
You never ready, forever petty minds stay petty
Mines thinkin longevity until I'm seventy
Livin heavenly, [bad word]  felony after felony, what? [bad word] ya broke, what the [bad word] you gon' tell me?

("Oooooooooooh!")

Jay-Z, Jay-Z, now you know this is a fat track (aight)
Now this [bad word] on your new album, on Roc-A-Fella records in ninety-six
(no doubt no doubt) well, it is definitely the bomb
But you know I do wanna say somethin to you, I know
you've been havin a lot of problems with the law
But I know you innocent, and I'm behind you 100%
Mad [bad word] King, DJ Ace, Dang Dash
Roc-A-Fella Records, we all behind you, you [bad word] back anytime
(Hah, thanks a lot)
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
Ace, turn that music down
I smell some reefer, now you see?
That's why, our people don't have anything
Because we don't know how to go in places and act properly
("Hey shut the [bad word] up!")
Wait a minute wait a minute who told me shut the eff up?
Who told me to shut the eff up? Get him out of here
I'm not gonna continue this show, until you throw him out
Get him out right now, then I'ma continue my speech
Thank you, he's out of here now, now like I was sayin
We gotta build our own business, we gotta get our own [bad word] goin like Roc-A-Fella Records...