Over the hills we go my dear, to my house which is near. 
It's a little house with red curtained windows, and a fireplace with red gloving cinders. 
There I'm gonna [bad word] the [bad word] off you. 
 
I open the door we step inside, you sit down while I switch on the light. 
I pour you a drink while you slip-off your shoes, in my mind I know what to do
I am gonna [bad word] the [bad word] off you. 
 
I kiss your lips slowly while I undo your dress, my hand reaches down to gently caress. 
But there's something there that I didn't expect, it's hot and fleshy and it's getting erect. 
 
I've been cheated tonight, transvestite 
 
Is this some kind of joke, you're really a bloke.