1 meter tall
You can't get enough of me
I'm cute and small
Your girlfriend wants me on a leash
But I
I'm basically a war machine
I'm on a spree
killing spree

Lulu, Tristana, Poppy
Only three females, really?
But don't
Mistake us for a creep
We're not a creep
You can't smite me

So you wanna fight against us
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us
You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle

Are you ready for
My Blinding dart,Satchel charge
Explosive shot
Bandage toss

We'll succeed 
We're smarter than your average race
You will feed
I'll turn you into a cupcake
We'll take the lead
I'm putting mushrooms in your base
Inside your base

I'm picking Teemo, Amumu, Corki
Yeah, I'm playing the Yordles daily
So Riot please
Could you do a favor for me
I'm on my knees
Make more Yordles please

So you wanna fight against us
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us
You know you shouldn't mess with a Yordle

Are you ready for
My Gatling gun, Shuriken
Lightning grenade
Spitting flame

I'll overheat
This won't be pretty 
Reppin' my hometown of Bandle City
Dark matter
Will hit you when I stun
You're the gold at the end of the rainbow when I'm done
Better take cover
Looking so sad
You stand in my despair
When I'm low on health I'm getting Ult'd by a yordle with purple hair
Yea I'll just scout ahead
Stand in your lane hidden from vision
All these Yordles so sick 
I need a doctor and prescription