[Intro (T-Pain)]
(Shortayyyy) Aww [bad word] Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the [bad word] deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your [bad word] toes [bad word] this, let's go
 [bad word] (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the [bad word] boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat [bad word] take a look at me
Straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat
You can't stop me [bad word] cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, [bad word]  [bad word] 
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim [bad word]  and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and [bad word] The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat [bad word]  don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the [bad word] up, this boat is REAL!!!}
 [bad word] land, I'm on a boat, [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] trees, I climb buoys, [bad word]  [bad word] 
I'm on the deck with my boys, [bad word] (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, [bad word] 
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

[T-Pain]
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big [bad word] my way
Believe me when I say, I [bad word] a mermaid
 [bad word] 

[T-Pain]
Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh