I never thought I'd meet somebody
who makes me feel the way you do.
So someone tell me why,
I find that I'm
terminally ambivalent over you.

Don't ever [bad word] 
'cause I could never say 'I do.'
Mention you're leaving,
I'll be on my knees and pleading,
"I'm terminally ambivalent over you."

I never thought I'd need somebody,
who makes me feel the way you do.
When psyche meets cupid,
don't mind me if I'm stupid,
I'm terminally ambivalent over you.

Over you.
Over you.
Over you.
Over you.
Over you.
Over you.