Hey girls, gather round
Listen to what I'm putting down
Hey babe, I'm your handy man

I'm not the kind to use a pencil [bad word] I'm handy with love and I'm no fool
I fix broken hearts, I know that I [bad word] can

If your broken heart should need repair
Then I'm the man to see
I whisper sweet things, you tell all your friends
They'll [bad word]  to me

Here is the main thing I want to say
I'm busy 24 hours a day
I fix broken hearts, I know that I [bad word] can [bad word]  [bad word] Yeah, yeah, [bad word]  [bad word] Yeah, yeah, yeah
They'll [bad word]  to me

That's me
I'm your handy man