Gee but it's great to be back home,
Home is where I want to be.
I've been on the road so long my friend,
And if you came along I know you couldn't disagree,

It's the same old story.
Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libled,
I hear words I never heard in the bible.
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe-shine,
Two steps away from the county line,
Just tryin' to keep my customer satisfied,
Satisfied...

Deputy sherriff said to me,
"Tell what [bad word] here for, boy,
You better get your bags and flee,
You're in trouble, boy, and now [bad word] #39; into more."

It's the same old story.
Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libled,
I hear words I never heard in the bible.
And I'm one step ahead of the shoe-shine
Two steps away from the county line,
Just tryin' to keep my customer satisfied,
Satisfied...

And it's the same old story,
Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libled,
I hear words I never heard in the bible,
And I'm so tired,
I'm oh oh oh so tired,
But I'm tryin' to keep my customer satisfied,
Satisfied...