Why can't I get just one kiss?

Why can't I get just one kiss?

Believe me,

Somethings I wouldn't miss

But I look at you pants and I need a kiss.

Why can't I get just one [bad word] 

Why can't I get just one [bad word] 

Believe me,

I'd know what to do.

But something won't let me make love to you.

Why can't I get just one [bad word] 

Why can't I get just one [bad word] 

I guess it's got something to do with luck

But I've waited my whole life for just one

Day after day

I get angry

And I will say

That the day is in my sight

When I take a bow and say goodnight

Oh my my my my my oh my mum

Have you kept your eye

Your eye on your son?

I know you've had problems

You're not the only one

When your sugar left, he left you on [bad word] 
So Mo my my my my my mo my mum

Take a look now

Look what your boy has done

He's walking around like he's number one

You went downtown and got him a gun.

So don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me

Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me

You know you got my sympathy

But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me

Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me

Don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me

You know you got my sympathy

But don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me

Broken down kitchen at the top of the stairs

Can I mix in with your affairs?

Share a smoke, Make a joke

Grasp and reach for a leg of hope

Words to memorize, words hypnotize

Words make my mouth exercise.

Words all fail the magic prize

Nothing I can say when I'm in your thighs

Oh my my my my my mo my mother

I would love to love you lover

City's restless

It's ready to pounce

You're here in your bed from ounce to ounce

Sayin' oh my my my my my mo my mother

I would love to love you lover

The city's restless

It's ready to pounce

You're here in your bed from ounce to ounce

I've given you a decision to make

Things to lose, things to take

Just as she's about ready to cut it up

She says

Wait a minute honey I'm gonna add it up

Add it up (x8)

Day after day

I get angry and I will say

That the day is in my sight

When I take a bow and say goodnight